Анекдот - Святое присутствие

She whines (хнычет), cries (плачет), and talks about her poor living conditions (и говорит о своих жалких жизненных условиях) for hours (часами).
All of a sudden (вдруг, совершенно неожиданно), Sadie shouts (выкрикивает), overjoyed (вне себя от радости; joy — радость), «Rabbi, your holy presence (ваше святое присутствие) has cured me! (излечило меня) My headache is gone! (прошла)»
To which the rabbi replies (на что рабби отвечает), «No Sadie, it is not gone. I have it now (теперь она у меня).»

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  Sadie goes to see her rabbi; she complains about her very bad headaches.
  She whines, cries, and talks about her poor living conditions for hours.
  All of a sudden, Sadie shouts, overjoyed, "Rabbi, your holy presence has cured me! My headache is gone!"
  To which the rabbi replies, "No Sadie, it is not gone. I have it now."